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Rope Bondage Poll!
Posted:Jan 21, 2018 1:18 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2018 5:31 pm
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Rope Bondage Poll


Can you tie a knot?



I like rope bandage!
I don't like rope bondage!
Other!
I have tied a know before!
Not on your life!
Other!
9 Comments , 11 votes
French Funnies for Sunday!
Posted:Jan 21, 2018 12:16 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2018 5:00 pm
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French Funnies for Sunday


Can you understand French?



This one is easy to understand, I think!



Have a funny Sunday!


French Funnies for Sunday
4 Comments
Putting the sexy moves on him!
Posted:Jan 21, 2018 11:27 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2018 4:59 pm
47 Views



Putting the sexy moves on him


Walk naked to the refrigerator and make him a sandwich!



Show no interest in sex but show lots of clevage!



No normal man can resist when a woman gets on her knees in from of him!


Putting the sexy moves on him
4 Comments
Putting the Sexy Moves on her!
Posted:Jan 21, 2018 9:23 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2018 2:19 pm
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Putting the Sexy Moves on her


Who is your teddy bear?



Petty hose are very sexy!



The art of pealing an orange!


Putting the Sexy Moves on her
4 Comments
Role Playing Poll!
Posted:Jan 20, 2018 9:22 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2018 5:34 pm
1343 Views



Role Playing Poll


What do you think of the subject of sexual role play?



I like role playing!
I don't like role playing!
Other!
I have role played before!
I have not role played before!
Other!
12 Comments , 12 votes
Guys Job Ode!
Posted:Jan 20, 2018 8:16 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2018 1:09 pm
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Guys Job Ode


Why shouldn't single men use Viagra? "Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to."



A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destination,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?



Q: Why are Men like coolers? A: Load them with Bud Light, and you can take them anywhere!


Guys Job Ode
9 Comments
ABCDEFUCK!
Posted:Jan 20, 2018 8:13 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2018 1:11 pm
1326 Views



ABCDEFUCK


First is the foreplay!



Seconds is her tits!



Third is her pussy!


ABCDEFUCK
4 Comments
Pretty Woman!
Posted:Jan 20, 2018 8:10 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2018 11:34 am
1329 Views



Pretty Woman


Pretty woman not in need of a spotter,



Pretty woman walks on water,



Pretty woman is the sex hotter?


Pretty Woman
4 Comments
What a Difference 30 year makes!
Posted:Jan 19, 2018 9:35 am
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2018 11:57 am
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What a Difference 30 year makes



1970: Long Hair 2000: Longing for hair
1970: The perfect high 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1970: KEG 2000: EKG
1970: Acid Rock 2000: Acid Reflux
1970: Moving to California because it's cool 2000: Moving to California because it's warm
1970: Growing pot 2000: Growing pot belly
1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents 2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children
1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor 2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
1970: Seeds and stems 2000: Roughage 1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel 2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity 1970: Paar 2000: AARP
1970: Killer weed 2000: Weed killer
1970: Hoping for a BMW 2000: Hoping for a BM
1970: The Grateful Dead 2000: Dr. Kevorkian 1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint 2000: Getting a new hip joint
1970: Rolling Stones 2000: Kidney stones 1970: Being called into the principal's office 2000: Calling the principal's office
1970: Peace sign 2000: Mercedes logo
1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1970: Take acid 2000: Take antacid
1970: Passing the driver's test 2000: Passing the vision test
1970: "Whatever" 2000: "Depends"


What a Difference 30 year makes
5 Comments
The sting of trust Friday!
Posted:Jan 19, 2018 9:31 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2018 12:13 am
1452 Views



The sting of trust Friday


Does your lover trust you enough?



It just stings a little!



Does it enhance your sexual experience?


The sting of trust Friday
7 Comments
I rode a rainbow unicorn!
Posted:Jan 19, 2018 9:27 am
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2018 11:12 am
1456 Views



I rode a rainbow unicorn


I rode a rainbow unicorn.
We sailed across the sky.
(I’d fed him lots of Skittles,
since they always make him fly.)
We took off like a comet
on a long and graceful flight.
And everywhere the people stopped
and marveled at the sight.
His path was bright and colorful.
It sparkled, shimmered, shined,
as he arced across the heavens
shooting rainbows from behind.
--Kenn Nesbitt




The Lion and the Unicorn were fighting for the crown,
The Lion beat the Unicorn all around the town.
Some gave them white bread, and some gave them brown,
Some gave them plum-cake, and sent them out of town.






I rode a rainbow unicorn
6 Comments
Parents poll!
Posted:Jan 18, 2018 11:13 am
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2018 12:38 pm
2369 Views



Parents poll


Are your parents still alive?
My mother is 90 and is still alive and well!
My wife and I are parents we have two boys!
Are you a parent?



My parents are still alive!
One of my parents has passed on!
Bother my parents have passed on!
I am a parent!
I am not a parent!
Other!
20 Comments , 61 votes
On the rocks Thursday!
Posted:Jan 18, 2018 10:38 am
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2018 12:08 pm
1559 Views



On the rocks Thursday


The only problem with common sense is it's not so common!







Looks like I had to many whiskey on the rocks!
Just what you needed for this day Thursday another cock picture!


On the rocks Thursday

5 Comments

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